but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
we're so committed to being not committed
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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