You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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