Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
bring money and cleavage
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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