I feel like I'm in dance class right now
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
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