I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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