with your own penis?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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