Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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