so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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