Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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