I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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