Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
it's like iHOP with fire
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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