I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
