Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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