guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Randomize
