Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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