So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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