i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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