dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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