When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize
