The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
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