C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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