dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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