I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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