Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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