We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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