Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Randomize
