4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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