He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I believe in your delicious
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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