in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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