Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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