u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
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I need you to use more vowels.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
