If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
