butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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