Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
