oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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