I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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