u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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