Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
did i just pee glitter
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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