I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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