whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
