Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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