we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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