Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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