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say what?
wanna hang out?
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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