fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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