At least make sure they are 18
Why
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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