so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
