You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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