Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Dear god my vagina.
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