im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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